cupcakes.

i'm so sleepy all the time! damn my procrastination.

i feel like baking/decorating cupcakes. i have no reason to do this since i kind of dislike desserts.

my grandparents are coming to visit us in november and they're staying until the new year!

best news i've heard in a really long time.

i'm obsessed with my gparents, no lie. it's hard to not be obsessed with two people who send me 10 lb boxes of tangerines and guavas. also, for most of my childhood, my gparents lived in vietnam. then they came to california but then we moved to texas. so i've only had them in my life for about 3 years altogether! so to have my gparents lounging in our living room and going to restaurants and zoos and botanical gardens with them, these all add up to the best news ever.

*also, halloween/halloween season is coming! right now, i'm sitting by a window my mom forced me to open. a cold ass breeze is coming in and i love this weather.

witch teats.

a really long time ago, i heard somebody say "it's colder than a witch's teat/tit (in a brass bra)"

i guess some people add that "brass bra" part on to give it a little flava. well, it's colder than a witch's teat in a brass bra up in this house.

i keep taking naps. this is becoming a chronic problem. i think my sickness has forced my body to conclude that it's hibernation time which is not good considering i have exams out da yang.

i've tried to make my body subsist on giant guavas i miraculously found in the fridge, pomegranates and sweet tea from chicken express. this is probably why i am sick.

ten lbs.

for a few months now, i've been on this "lose ten lbs" bender. however, i can't tear myself away from my love of food long enough to fully commit myself to this.

tomorrow i'm going to fully do this! ten lbs! not to mention toning up. i read somewhere that a lot of women spend most of their lives battling the ten pound monster. i don't want to be battling this for the rest of my life so i might as well do it now and commit to a life long love of health.

maybe i'll just work out a lot so i can eat badly.

one crusty bean.

my blog background is now a giant vat of jellybeans.

i hope to send you into a sugar and artificially colored induced coma.

before all of my blog text shows up, there is one crusty ass red jellybean on the background.