a metaphorical fruit of the brain from which, when squeezed, can secrete an abundance of knowledge but mostly results in catlady ranting.
October 4, 2010
pulling a gwyneth paltrow.
"Okay call me pineapple. No, papaya. I like it when you call me big papaya bahaha."
September 26, 2010

*also, halloween/halloween season is coming! right now, i'm sitting by a window my mom forced me to open. a cold ass breeze is coming in and i love this weather.
July 29, 2010
current obsessions:


2. frozen yogurt
i'm not sure what it is about frozen strawberry+banana yogurt topped with more strawberries and blueberries but i'm in love. i think it all started with the pinkberry theme song becky and i used to sing in our dorm room late at night. "sorry ice cream, i'm dreamin of a different dessert..."
3. blindingly bright nail polishes
what can i say? i love to unleash my inner flamboyance while simultaneously blinding passerbys and acquaintances.
4. my double chin
it's like a muffin top smuggled under my chin. i will refer to my DC as a muffin smuggler from now on. it is the cousin of the raisin smuggler but 20x more durrrty.
5. reinventions
of self, of surroundings. everything! but will i actually do any of it? meh. creepiest picture ever, btw.

July 13, 2010
boom! i got your virginity.
after give and take 6 years of being in a dedicated blog relationship with xanga, i have decided to move on.
given that i was not the most attentive lover to my xanga, only posting every few weeks hurr and thurr, i will try to be a better internet addict and write/love/sum up my questionable summer days more often.
so i ran on the treadmill today. i don't ever exercise other than walking around a mall/to class/to the fridge so it was hell. pure hell. i would have started crying if i didn't sweat all the moisture out of my body from that half a mile.
now i'm thinking about people who look like prunes.


